i'm possibly the cutest person you'll ever meet. also the most shameless.
Thursday, December 16, 2004
Will blog at least once before I leave the States.
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with love. <3
[Thursday, December 16, 2004 1:42 am (aud001)]
Saturday, December 11, 2004
Kan ni neh damn hard la!
But I promise I will get to it and finish it tonight, right after dinner and right after I clean my desk.
Anyway, I want to talk about how at least half of the population here at Mt Holyoke are freaks.
There are dozens I could talk about but today we shall merely discuss a stupid girl in my Calc class.
I suspected she is:
(a) secretly in love with him OR
(b) having an affair with him
Reason: Last week I stayed back to ask the professor why he gave me a lousy 86% for my review test. The bitch shot me dirty looks and stayed as long as she could without being too obvious before finally heaving her backpack over her shoulder and stomping off.
Anyway, yesterday she came to class wearing a kaftan.
A lurid, bright pink+green+purple swirly batik kaftan. The kind your mother buys from Haadyai and wears to sleep.
With black patent leather pumps.
She probably thought she looked very exotic and sexy by wearing that because her zipper at her back was half undone and her purple bra was asking the whole world to look at it.
Do you know how unsatisfying it is to blow your nose but your snot still stays inside because there is not enough force to push it out?
For every SOFT blow I gave, Kaftan Girl turned around violently in her chair and stared at me with her mouth open and an outraged look on her face.
What's wrong with blowing my nose? You don't have this bodily function wan ar? Hello, I'm not the one who comes to class with her zipper down.
Maybe she thought I was being insensitive to her precious Professor Nelsen.
It was a very interesting phenomenon though, so I continued blowing my nose at regular intervals of every 5 seconds just to see her whip around again and glare at me.
She did this every single time I blew my nose. I wondered why she couldn't feel the wind at her bare back when she did this.
I tried to give her a "stare cock" look back, something like the look the girl gives the pink shirt guy in the subway in My Sassy Girl but it failed because I started giggling and the effect tak jadi.
Stay tuned tomorrow (or the next time I'm bored) for the story of Stompy, the Amazing Loud Voiced Girl who likes to walk around the dorm nude.
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with love. <3
[Saturday, December 11, 2004 6:25 pm (aud001)]
Friday, December 10, 2004
I know lah, this is nothing to shout about but seeing as to how much I detest Econs and literally have to drag myself to class every week, this is an amazing achievement indeed.
Usually it takes me bloody 3-4 hours to do one bloody Econs case study.
I don't think I have been this hardworking or efficient since I was 15 and sitting for PMR.
*pats self on back*
The only reason I am so calm now is the soothing effect of eating half a box of Oreos. It's a drug.
Okay, back to work before I lose any more momentum. Just had to blog to gloat.
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with love. <3
[Friday, December 10, 2004 10:52 pm (aud001)]

Audrey. age too old to say. four feet nine but able to see past the top of the steering wheel. self-esteem and mood relies heavily on outfit, and state of hair and makeup. has tendency to be incredibly annoying due to persona of a Sei Ah Lian and chronic habits of acting cute, putting up the peace sign obsessively, and saying "usagi chan peace!". just finished my sophomore year at Mount Holyoke College in MA, USA. Flying off to Japan for 3rd year in September. secretly obsessed with Hello Project. MUST wear at least something PINK everyday.
The Likes
Ribena. laughing (esp at other people's misery). good hair days. shoppingshoppingshopping. the color pink. horror movies. Hello Kitty. green slurpee. Lilo and Stitch. laughing. reading (spirit of the nerd). taking photos. sungei wang. "usagi chan peace".
Being Negative and Saying What I Don't Like
roaches. hiking. alarm clocks. being electrocuted. people who don't listen. children (esp those who pull your hair and break your specs). eye
makeup running. strawberry flavored food. people who don't keep promises. vegetarian food. taking pills. sneezing and not having a tissue. humid days (makes the curls frizz up)
The Skills
applying eyeliner. tripping over nothing. making hentai voices. yelling at people who try to bully my friends:). dropping things. remembering useless bits of trivia that nobody
wants
to know. splitting hairs (literally). imitating monkeys. imitating snails. imitating leeches. vomiting.
The Non-Skills
laundry. remembering people's names and faces. computer stuff. saying no to salesmen and beggars.
The Secret Dreams
to be a hairstylist. to grow at least 3 more inches. to be graceful. to join Morning Musume.
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