i'm possibly the cutest person you'll ever meet. also the most shameless.
Friday, December 10, 2004
I am damn industrious.
WAH LAU WEH I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW HARDWORKING I AM.
I just finished a two page paper for Econs in an hour.
I know lah, this is nothing to shout about but seeing as to how much I detest Econs and literally have to drag myself to class every week, this is an amazing achievement indeed.
Usually it takes me bloody 3-4 hours to do one bloody Econs case study.
I don't think I have been this hardworking or efficient since I was 15 and sitting for PMR.
*pats self on back*
My motivation this time is knowing I have an 8 page paper on the topic of the oppression of intellectuals in Communist China and the fact that finals is next Friday so I cannot afford to waste any more time.
The only reason I am so calm now is the soothing effect of eating half a box of Oreos. It's a drug.
Okay, back to work before I lose any more momentum. Just had to blog to gloat.
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with love. <3
[Friday, December 10, 2004 10:52 pm (aud001)]
Monday, December 06, 2004
Mou Liu and Gross
In conjunction with our procrastination, Beth and I talk to each other online, even though we're seated 5 feet apart from each other.
This is by far the strangest and sickest conversation we've ever come up with. (And it's long too, so bear with me.)
audreythecute: my hip hurts
audreythecute: its gonna be bruised tmr
Singin2TheOcean: meh, you'll be alright
audreythecute: how unkind
Singin2TheOcean: i lurve ju!
audreythecute: who is ju?
audreythecute: hahaahahahah
Singin2TheOcean: that's slang for "you," antler rot
Singin2TheOcean: hahaha
audreythecute: from i love u to antler rot
audreythecute: what a jump
Singin2TheOcean: hahahaha
Singin2TheOcean: it's a term of endearment
audreythecute: hahahahah okay..but ur hairy butt from now on
Singin2TheOcean: that's worse
audreythecute: another term of endearment
audreythecute: it means i love u more
Singin2TheOcean: doubtful
Singin2TheOcean: oh what a night . . .
Singin2TheOcean: late december back in 63 . . .
audreythecute: hate ur evil laugh
Singin2TheOcean: i didn't know i had one
Singin2TheOcean: i think i've developed it after living with you
audreythecute: ....
audreythecute: u seem to be quite expert at it though
Singin2TheOcean: well, i've had lots of occasions to use it
Singin2TheOcean: antler rot
Singin2TheOcean: haha
audreythecute: hairy butt
Singin2TheOcean: that's just foul
audreythecute: no its lovely
Singin2TheOcean: riiiiight
audreythecute: i lurve ju, hairy butt
Singin2TheOcean: you know i can come up with much worse things than antler rot
Singin2TheOcean: so don't tempt me
Singin2TheOcean: hahah
Singin2TheOcean: toe fungus
audreythecute: hahahahahaah im sticking with hairy butt
Singin2TheOcean: genital herpes
Singin2TheOcean: hahahahahahaa
Singin2TheOcean: i doubt i could say that one aloud
audreythecute: yellow discharge
Singin2TheOcean: i hope you throw up your oreos
Singin2TheOcean: vomit eater
audreythecute: u look more nauseous than me
audreythecute: ear shit
audreythecute: hahahahahahah i dunno what its called!
Singin2TheOcean: that doesn't even exist!
Singin2TheOcean: jizz licker
Singin2TheOcean: hahahahahahaaa
audreythecute: pubic dandruff
Singin2TheOcean: pubic lice eater
Singin2TheOcean: pubic hair tupee wearer
audreythecute: foreskin flakes
Singin2TheOcean: foreskin rash rubber
audreythecute: nipple discharge
Singin2TheOcean is away at 0:32:51.
audreythecute: i got another gross term
Singin2TheOcean: great
Singin2TheOcean: :-\
Singin2TheOcean: i'm soooooo excited
Singin2TheOcean: woo
audreythecute: hahahah u'll love it
audreythecute: nostril pus
Singin2TheOcean: anal drainage
Singin2TheOcean: YLiMe118: usedTamponEater
audreythecute: hey this is a family affair!
audreythecute: no outsiders
Singin2TheOcean: boo for you
Singin2TheOcean: cocksucking ball licker
audreythecute: ok thats just crude
audreythecute: lacks class and imagination
Singin2TheOcean: shadup la
audreythecute: haha ok i need to get back to work
Singin2TheOcean: it's cold in here
audreythecute: really? its fine to me
Singin2TheOcean: you are a freak
audreythecute: you have a hairy ass
Singin2TheOcean: have you been looking, foreskin flakes?
audreythecute: no but they were dropping all over the room
Singin2TheOcean: you really are truly foul
Singin2TheOcean: foreskin scabs
Singin2TheOcean: haha
Singin2TheOcean: hahahahahahahaa
Singin2TheOcean: i see you thinking over there
audreythecute: testicle fluff
Singin2TheOcean: ball sack shaver
Singin2TheOcean: read what i sent you, numbnuts
Singin2TheOcean: that isn't as bad
Singin2TheOcean: it just doesn't sound as bad
Singin2TheOcean: pubic lice and foreskin flake sandwhich with jizz on top
Singin2TheOcean: JIZZ!
Singin2TheOcean: JIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Singin2TheOcean: cum, if you like
Singin2TheOcean: hahah
audreythecute: cum on ur face
Singin2TheOcean: jizz on your sheets
Singin2TheOcean: mwahahahahaaa
Singin2TheOcean: especially the pink fuzzy one
audreythecute: nooooooooo
Singin2TheOcean: it'd get all matted and nasty
Singin2TheOcean: hahahahaahaha
audreythecute: period blood on ur sheets!
Singin2TheOcean: period blood on your face
Singin2TheOcean: ugggggggggh
Singin2TheOcean: alright, it's time for a truce
Singin2TheOcean: i need to do work
audreythecute: ok me too
Singin2TheOcean: or i'll be up until 6
audreythecute: want a cookie?
Singin2TheOcean: no
audreythecute: it doesnt have cum on it
Singin2TheOcean: fuck your cookies
Singin2TheOcean: what's the white stuff inside then?
Singin2TheOcean: hehehehee
audreythecute: discharge
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with love. <3
[Monday, December 06, 2004 1:51 am (aud001)]
Sunday, December 05, 2004
Why does the sun go on shining....
I'm procrastinating from studying for my Japanese oral test.
I have discovered why am I getting fat.
There are several theories why:
1) There is no Daddy Ooi to tickle me and for me to wallop
2) Less people to go hysterical with, hence stomach muscles are not in use, hence getting fat
3) Too cold here to sweat any fats out
4) Fries and Coke are served every meal. I cannot resist.
18 days till warm, sunny Malaysia! Which weather I will hate as soon as I touch down in KLIA.
Back to pretending to work.
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with love. <3
[Sunday, December 05, 2004 10:40 pm (aud001)]
Audrey. age too old to say. four feet nine but able to see past the top of the steering wheel. self-esteem and mood relies heavily on outfit, and state of hair and makeup. has tendency to be incredibly annoying due to persona of a Sei Ah Lian and chronic habits of acting cute, putting up the peace sign obsessively, and saying "usagi chan peace!". just finished my sophomore year at Mount Holyoke College in MA, USA. Flying off to Japan for 3rd year in September. secretly obsessed with Hello Project. MUST wear at least something PINK everyday.
The Likes
Ribena. laughing (esp at other people's misery). good hair days. shoppingshoppingshopping. the color pink. horror movies. Hello Kitty. green slurpee. Lilo and Stitch. laughing. reading (spirit of the nerd). taking photos. sungei wang. "usagi chan peace".
Being Negative and Saying What I Don't Like
roaches. hiking. alarm clocks. being electrocuted. people who don't listen. children (esp those who pull your hair and break your specs). eye
makeup running. strawberry flavored food. people who don't keep promises. vegetarian food. taking pills. sneezing and not having a tissue. humid days (makes the curls frizz up)
The Skills
applying eyeliner. tripping over nothing. making hentai voices. yelling at people who try to bully my friends:). dropping things. remembering useless bits of trivia that nobody
wants
to know. splitting hairs (literally). imitating monkeys. imitating snails. imitating leeches. vomiting.
The Non-Skills
laundry. remembering people's names and faces. computer stuff. saying no to salesmen and beggars.
The Secret Dreams
to be a hairstylist. to grow at least 3 more inches. to be graceful. to join Morning Musume.
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