i'm possibly the cutest person you'll ever meet. also the most shameless.
Sunday, December 05, 2004
There are several theories why:
1) There is no Daddy Ooi to tickle me and for me to wallop
2) Less people to go hysterical with, hence stomach muscles are not in use, hence getting fat
3) Too cold here to sweat any fats out
4) Fries and Coke are served every meal. I cannot resist.
Back to pretending to work.
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with love. <3
[Sunday, December 05, 2004 10:40 pm (aud001)]
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
And the fcuking wind blew my umbrella backwards again.
Now cannot close and open properly.
WHY AM I STILL EATING EVEN THOUGH BROTHER OOI HAS COMMENTED THAT IF HE PINCHED MY CHEEKS NOW, FAT WOULD DRIP OUT OF THEM?
And someone else, has commented before that I look like a pau too.
Who was that?! Own up, loser!
And someone else said I was chubby cheeks/face too!
Not to mention bachang.
Let me recap what i ate for dinner.
Rice pilaf
Hawaiian Tofu Kabobs
Baja Chicken Breast
TWO Baja Chicken Cutlets
Peanut Butter & Chocolate Chip Bars
1 cup Milo Balls
Big-ass bowl of salad with lotsa ranch dressing, chick peas and diced ham
NNGGGHHHHH!!!!! Why am I doing this?! I got the dreaded syndrome where I'm not even hungry but my mouth just feel itchy!
Cannot, cannot!
I do not want to look like a snowman. Or the moon. Or Big Potato from Lau Fu Zhi. Or Tare Panda. Or My Neighbour Totoro.
Or Fat Her Ooi.
Hahahahahha!! Sorry Dad, couldn't resist.
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with love. <3
[Wednesday, December 01, 2004 9:34 pm (aud001)]
Sunday, November 28, 2004
That's right, it's Audrey's favorite bear, Lolo!
Take a look at what the bitch did to me.

It hurts a lot. Thank goodness she didn't dare to try pull out the duct tape. Can anyone tell me how to remove duct tape painlessly?
safjhasflak
Sorry, that was Lolo. I had to drag him off the laptop. He's a whiner, he is.
Anyway, guess who's back from New York? With lots of pictures and a nice long photolog to satisfy you, to boot.
Thanksgiving in New York was fun! Even though we missed the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade by just a bit and even though it rained the whole shitty Thanksgiving day.

::First view of New York::
And guess where we went to for our first dinner in New York?
A restaurant called Malaysia Grill.

::Me waiting in anticipation for food::

::Haha Angela looking vaguely idiotic, dunno why! Sorry Ang, I had to do it!::

::The food is here!!::

::Bee hoon soup with fish balls!!::

::NASI LEMAK!!!! Which is not pedas at all::
Enough about food. Black Friday comes after Thanksgiving.
And Black Friday means, the shops open fcuking early and have mindblowing sales all over.
So we set our alarms to wake up at 3.30am so we could go to Soho nice and early.
Because the TV commercials said Macy's and Bloomingdales would be open at 5.30! We thought that if we were the first customer, we would get extra discounts too.
Unfortunately we could not find Macy's or Bloomingdales. The other shops didn't open till like 7 or 8. So we had to sit in Starbucks and wait for the sun to rise.

::Me trying to stay awake on hot chocolate::

::Angela gobbling down her hot chocolate::

::And what's a photolog without pan cute shots?::


::Cool and yeng or not?::

::Now we're pan-ning sweet and normal for once because the old black man getting sugar (not in photo) was sniggering at us::


::Us waiting out in the freezing cold for A/X to open. They said they're opening in 5 minutes ma! That's how we whiled away time::

::Dressing room shot in A/X::

::Yet another dressing room shot in A/X::

::Oh all right, here's some shots of New York too. Times Square!::


::Still Times Square::


::Artistic or not? Still at Times Square::


::Never knew neon lights could be so pretty::


::Hershey's!! I wanted to go in, but it was raining::



::Central Park. I kept thinking of the FRIENDS episode where they were playing football in Central Park and half expected to see them there::

::Us posing with Fossil shades. This pink shades fit me perfectly! For once, shades that fit my too-small face and too-big eyes at the same time. Dunno why I didn't get them::

::Do I look like Mark Lee here or what?::



::Skating rink at Rockefeller::




::Santa Claus!! Doesn't it give you a nice fuzzy feeling to look at it?::
=You all better leave some comments...I spent the whole night uploading and resizing pics. And if you say my face is fat I'll kill you=
=And I don't know why one of my pics is senget=
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[Sunday, November 28, 2004 2:36 am (aud001)]

Audrey. age too old to say. four feet nine but able to see past the top of the steering wheel. self-esteem and mood relies heavily on outfit, and state of hair and makeup. has tendency to be incredibly annoying due to persona of a Sei Ah Lian and chronic habits of acting cute, putting up the peace sign obsessively, and saying "usagi chan peace!". just finished my sophomore year at Mount Holyoke College in MA, USA. Flying off to Japan for 3rd year in September. secretly obsessed with Hello Project. MUST wear at least something PINK everyday.
The Likes
Ribena. laughing (esp at other people's misery). good hair days. shoppingshoppingshopping. the color pink. horror movies. Hello Kitty. green slurpee. Lilo and Stitch. laughing. reading (spirit of the nerd). taking photos. sungei wang. "usagi chan peace".
Being Negative and Saying What I Don't Like
roaches. hiking. alarm clocks. being electrocuted. people who don't listen. children (esp those who pull your hair and break your specs). eye
makeup running. strawberry flavored food. people who don't keep promises. vegetarian food. taking pills. sneezing and not having a tissue. humid days (makes the curls frizz up)
The Skills
applying eyeliner. tripping over nothing. making hentai voices. yelling at people who try to bully my friends:). dropping things. remembering useless bits of trivia that nobody
wants
to know. splitting hairs (literally). imitating monkeys. imitating snails. imitating leeches. vomiting.
The Non-Skills
laundry. remembering people's names and faces. computer stuff. saying no to salesmen and beggars.
The Secret Dreams
to be a hairstylist. to grow at least 3 more inches. to be graceful. to join Morning Musume.
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