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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Wtf

Okay this entry is to clarify what wtf is and why I use it so much.

Tired of everyone bitching about my usage of wtf.

wtf does stand for what the fuck.  The wtf I use does not have the same connotation as the usual angry/disbelieving swear word"what the fuck" seen normally.

wtf as how I, Tze and Suet use it was actually invented by my ex-boyfriend.  He's the type of person that people always like to kacau so whenever someone said something about him, he'd shrug his shoulders and mumble "wtf wtf". wtf.

Somehow Yeff and Leroy picked it up from him and it spread to not only a shrug, but putting up your hands as though in defeat then saying "wtf".

(I tell this story also I feel it's stupid)

Then the wtf syndrome spread all around the OKR gang la which is Yeff and Chris and Arnold etc., and the Stella gang which are Leroy's friends from Stella Maris.  And spread to the girls associated with them I think. wtf.

Anyway, Yeff was the one who passed it to me.  Then I passed it to Tze and Suetbecause it's a very infectious syndrome.

wtf as we use it is used at the end of every or phrase that sounds ridiculous or dumb. 

It is used to signify that the sentence is a joke, even though it may be already obvious.  Thus, it can also be used to soften phrases that may sound harsh online, since you can't read expressions and body language online can you.

I use it so liberally in my blog because this is how I type on msn and in real life my speech is peppered with wtfs as well.  Why should I change my personality on my blog to make people happy? 

About being taken seriously, maybe next time when I feel the need to, I will stop using wtf.  But since people say I might be prosecuted for slander against the government (which I still maintain I am not, I only spoke the truth), it's just as well that I used wtf in my entry because noone is going to take my tirade seriously, are they?



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[Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:20 am (aud001)]

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Friday, June 08, 2007

Audreyland

 God I am so angry I could burst!

For reasons I shall not disclose (not until I get permission from Mummy Ooi anyway), I am so fedup with the Malaysian police system!

Are we going to fulfil Wawasan 2020 or not!  Why in 2007 are we still so corrupt and bribing police and other forms of authority left and right!  Are we a civilised people or not!

I know I know!  Before this I did bribe traffic police whenever they caught me speeding or driving over white striped areas wtf.  And yes I bribed to pass my driving exam too.  Cos everyone says its normal (in Malaysia at least) and it saves you the hassle of paying saman/retaking the test.

But never again!  The next time a cop asks me for money I'm going to throw my license in his face and ask him for a saman wtf.  Do you know what bribing can do?!  Keep an innocent man in jail, that's what!

Yes!  You can only be detained for 24 hours before the police have to release you, but the evil fuckers bribed the police to say the seargeant in charge of the case is in hospital wtf so bail cannot be paid!

What is this nonsense!  Obstruction of justice that's what!  What kind of a world is this, if the police are neutralised by just a few hundred ringgit and you live in fear of gangsters and acid and paint thrown over your wall wtf.

Why is our country so corrupt!  Watching tv, you can see that America apparently has all sorts of conspiracy plots among the FBI and CIA or whatever but what we have here is ridiculous!

I am going to mogok!  After I graduate, I am going to try my best not to come back here to work!  Don't want to give you my skills/manpower and money!  Only going to come back here for holiday.

If only the government weren't so damned sure of their position.  You see, this is why we have to vote for a party other than BN!  Not necessarily to overthrow them, but just to scare them.  To make them realise that they should be doing a better job to keep voters.

It's the same when you're buying a product.  Obviously when buying something, say a tv, you have a few models on the market to choose from and you can choose the one you think is best.  But if there's only one fucking tv maker i.e. monopoly you have no choice but to purchase whatever fucking crappy model they put out, at whatever price they decide to charge.

Same thing la!  If there's one poltical party monopolising the nation, we have no choice but to accept whatever they dole out to us.  So stop being a peasant and thinking that we have to vote BN because what if PAS or DAP get in control what is going to happen to our country because that is never going to fucking happen, BN will always stay in power and all we can do is keep them on their toes.

This is why, ideally I would build my own country.  Audreyland wtf.

It would have Malaysian food, Japanese manners and American forthrightness and warmth. 

And anybody caught accepting bribes will get hukuman mati di kerusi elektrik wtf.

And thieves will get their hands chopped off wtf.

I would pour the budget into education because education is what drives progress.  And I would never have quotas of any kind; everything is going to be merit-based.

And freedom of speech.  Actually I'll just photocopy the whole American constitution for my country wtf.  If you want to blog bitching about the governemtn (me) you can go right ahead.  How else am I going to know how to improve myself right.

Oh ya my pangkat is going to be princess wtf.  And that will be the highest pangkat in the country.


Princess Aud. wtf.



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[Friday, June 08, 2007 2:55 pm (aud001)]

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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Lazy day at Saujana

Isn't it ironic that on a day that was supposed to be lazy and consist of just lunch at Asia Cafe we would end up at Saujana taking dozens of silly shots.

I love spontaneous outings!  Even more, I love outings where we do nothing but take pictures wtf.


In the kids' playroom god how I love the furniture wtf.


Me with my big book of knowledge wtf.  Ancient Greece!  I love history *big shiny eyes


Er Suet is creating a masterpiece out of chalk and I am suitably astounded.


Jam told me to get into the shelf.  Then she asked if there was space for her too.  That's my look of questioning disbelief.


Here I am, protecting myself from Jia Meei's amorous advances wtf.


Quoting Jam: Me and her being humpty-dumpties <3


Looks like a magazine shot right god am I good or what *blows on fingernails


Missing one club Member :(


Q: How many Club Members does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one honorary one wtf.


Two buddhas and an angel wtf.


You know in action movies you can always escape from the air vent in the ceiling?  Damn bitchy, Jiameei was poking me to make me scream what if I fell off the wall!


Me being a board wtf.  Suet's face is full of discomfort as she tries to help a struggling me up the wall.


So we could do this. <3


But love turns to hate as she sneaks up on me and my phone.


She jumps!


She scores! 


Restaging of my photo with David.


Taking revenge for flattening me like a pancake, I scheme to push Suet off.


3.5 meters or water below us!


We went into the snooker room to disturb Pugin and Latat.


I show Suet the poisonous mosquito bite I got at a picnic in Japan.


Aud = cue :(



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[Wednesday, June 06, 2007 2:34 pm (aud001)]

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