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Saturday, October 23, 2004

The Sound of Unsilence

I finished my laundry at 2.30am.

And washed dishes at 3am.

The work of a housewife is never done.

For the first time ever, I actually got electrocuted by my laundry basket. (- -")

This is amazing!  My laundry basket has joined the ranks of blenders, VCD players and kitchen sinks. (read profile at side)

I was pulling out my clothes from the dryer into my laundry basket and wondering why my thigh kept feeling like it had jolts of pins and needles.  Then I heard sparks sounds.

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ME AND SPARK SOUNDS?! (read burning maggi mee entry)

I looked down and realised in horror that whenever my leg touched my laundry bag, a spark sound would be emitted and my leg would get the pins and needles feeling of kena shock.

WTF!

My laundry bag is the foldable kind and the only part of it being metal is the frame of it... you know like those suction sunshades you put on your car windows?  The only way I can think of it getting enough static electricity to shock me is that my thermal underwear somehow produced static eletricity inside the dryer and transmitted it to my laundry bag, who transmitted it to me.

WHY OH WHY!

Tonight, was at Angela's room with Yen watching Princess Diaries I (Angela had cleverly downloaded it, thinking that it was actually Princess Diaries II)

Suddenly, Joan, Angela's roommate burst in and beckoned Angela out of the room.

Angela ran out, then ran in and pulled me and Yen out into the hallway.

And we heard:

"OH... OHH... OOH....." (at 10000 decibels)

People having sex.

It was so loud that ELizabeth and Antonella heard it when their TV was on.  Their first thought was that someone was watching porn.

It was so loud that Joan heard it while she was blow drying her hair in the bathroom which is the other side of the hall.

 Half the residents of the floor came out to investigate the weird noises.

All of us just stood there as still as lizards outside the door of whoever was having the time of her life (and wanted everyone to know it) and listened to the groans/moans/screams/whines.

All hands were clapped over mouths to prevent giggles/cries of disgust.

Then Lucia comes running down the hall behind us, yelling "Why is she here!  Who brought her in!?  She shouldn't be here!  Someone take her away now!"

Angela said, "What?  Who are you talking about?"

Lucia continues in an agitated manner, "The kid!  She'll be traumatised by it!  I'm taking her away now!"

She grabs me by the shoulders.

I turn around and stare at her, perplexed.

She stares at me for a second and says, "Oh! Audrey it's you!  I thought you were a six-year old kid or something!"

"........... " 

She fcuking thought I was a six year old girl!

Let me die, let me just die.



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[Saturday, October 23, 2004 4:35 am (aud001)]

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Thursday, October 21, 2004

The truth about Audrey

I have done something stupid again both yesterday AND today.

Yesterday, I stole a book from the library.

It wasn't on purpose okay, after using the book for reference, I meant to put it back on its shelf in the archive where it belongs.  But is it my fault that the archives are so far away from the main area?

Of course not.

Neither is it my fault that I unwittingly brought the book all the way back home.

Nor is it my fault that I forgot to sneak it back in today.

Oh and if you're wondering, it wasn't even anything remotely interesting for example Doraemon comic or maybe Penthouse.

Today's stupid deed... well, today's stupid deed will just have to stay a secret won't it?

Because it is infinitely embarrassing and I will never forgive myself if I announce it on my blog.

It is more embarrassing than getting up on stage and dancing the Mammee chicken dance and winning first prize.

It is worse than soaping myself with moisturiser for one month.

It is more painful than jabbing yourself with your nail in your nostril because Jia Min's car went over a pothole.

It is more horrifying than wearing your long johns out of your room.

Therefore it shall remain a well-kept secret only in the mind of Audrey Ooi.

It has occured to me that many of you like to read my blog just to see my humiliating escapades.

This is not flattering to me at all!

Why don't you read my blog because you like the color pink or because my eyes mesmerize you?

From now on, my blog shall be a serious one and portray me in a sensible and goddess-like light.  Which is, to be honest, the REAL me.

Move, over Mother Teresa!


*Symbol of intelligence and goodness*

So how about that Iraq war, huh?



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[Thursday, October 21, 2004 11:49 pm (aud001)]

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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Random pics that I forgot to upload

Don't you think its about time for a nice long blog entry filled with random pictures that I forgot to upload earlier?

YES YES YES!

*clears throat* Where shall we start?

Okay, let's follow the sequence of photos I took.


::This is a picture of a fly caught in a spiderweb.  Its buzzing kept me from studying::

Did I mention that me and Beth bought Christmas lights to decorate our room?  Unfortunately it doesn't look anything like Christmas lights, or so I think.

::Siao roommate with precious lights::


::We wrapped the lights around our fire sprinkler::


::Unfortunately, lights cannot stay up without assistance of horrible patches of duct tape.  Oh ya, this is beatifully situated RIGHT ABOVE MY BED.  Have half a mind to paint duct tape white for camouflage::

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This week is Elfing Week!  This is yet another tradition at Mt Holyoke where sophomores act as elves for their chosen freshmen and leave them gifts and surprises all over the place.

I woke up this morning, blearily stumbled out of bed and grabbed my toothbrush without putting on my glasses.

I opened the door to find this:


::"WTH?!  BETH!!"

and this left outside my door:

::YAY!!! Candy AND some pink thing!  (I think its some kind of version of a Swiss Army Knife)::


::The door was papered all over.  Clever Aud, lacking grey matter in the morning, crawled under it instead of tearing it open.::

It didn't occur to me okay!  Jessie and Divya's roommate last year, Danielle was even dumber; when she woke up and found her door papered over, she tried to use their 2nd door instead.  (Their room was really big so they had 2 doors).

They woke up to find Danielle trying to push away the bureau that was blocking the 2nd door.

Anyway, funnya!  Wahahahah I can't wait to wake up tomorrow morning and see what they left for me!

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Last Saturday night was Las Vegas Nite, which is this big party where they open casino and club and the night where Mt Holyoke will feel the most coed in the entire year.

"......"

Anyway!


::What wound any event be without me and Angie taking pan cute pics?::


::Can see our wristbands for entry?::


::Elise, Angela, Joan, me.  Shit, I look so fat here!::


::Bloody fool, never wait for me to take this pic.  I was busily helping everyone to keep their coats thus not in pic.  Mai, Jeannie, Elise,Sherri, Angela, Joan::


::*ahem* Here I am, at the Blackjack table, busily winning loads of money::


(eh, why this pic terlampau besar suddenly?)
::Self-explanatory::


::Paul, me, Angie, Kevin::


::And this is a pic of me for no reason. I am in actual fact picking my nose.  Wahahah!!::

Okay, tired already.



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[Tuesday, October 19, 2004 12:28 am (aud001)]

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