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Thursday, October 21, 2004

The truth about Audrey

I have done something stupid again both yesterday AND today.

Yesterday, I stole a book from the library.

It wasn't on purpose okay, after using the book for reference, I meant to put it back on its shelf in the archive where it belongs.  But is it my fault that the archives are so far away from the main area?

Of course not.

Neither is it my fault that I unwittingly brought the book all the way back home.

Nor is it my fault that I forgot to sneak it back in today.

Oh and if you're wondering, it wasn't even anything remotely interesting for example Doraemon comic or maybe Penthouse.

Today's stupid deed... well, today's stupid deed will just have to stay a secret won't it?

Because it is infinitely embarrassing and I will never forgive myself if I announce it on my blog.

It is more embarrassing than getting up on stage and dancing the Mammee chicken dance and winning first prize.

It is worse than soaping myself with moisturiser for one month.

It is more painful than jabbing yourself with your nail in your nostril because Jia Min's car went over a pothole.

It is more horrifying than wearing your long johns out of your room.

Therefore it shall remain a well-kept secret only in the mind of Audrey Ooi.

It has occured to me that many of you like to read my blog just to see my humiliating escapades.

This is not flattering to me at all!

Why don't you read my blog because you like the color pink or because my eyes mesmerize you?

From now on, my blog shall be a serious one and portray me in a sensible and goddess-like light.  Which is, to be honest, the REAL me.

Move, over Mother Teresa!


*Symbol of intelligence and goodness*

So how about that Iraq war, huh?



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[Thursday, October 21, 2004 11:49 pm (aud001)]

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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Random pics that I forgot to upload

Don't you think its about time for a nice long blog entry filled with random pictures that I forgot to upload earlier?

YES YES YES!

*clears throat* Where shall we start?

Okay, let's follow the sequence of photos I took.


::This is a picture of a fly caught in a spiderweb.  Its buzzing kept me from studying::

Did I mention that me and Beth bought Christmas lights to decorate our room?  Unfortunately it doesn't look anything like Christmas lights, or so I think.

::Siao roommate with precious lights::


::We wrapped the lights around our fire sprinkler::


::Unfortunately, lights cannot stay up without assistance of horrible patches of duct tape.  Oh ya, this is beatifully situated RIGHT ABOVE MY BED.  Have half a mind to paint duct tape white for camouflage::

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This week is Elfing Week!  This is yet another tradition at Mt Holyoke where sophomores act as elves for their chosen freshmen and leave them gifts and surprises all over the place.

I woke up this morning, blearily stumbled out of bed and grabbed my toothbrush without putting on my glasses.

I opened the door to find this:


::"WTH?!  BETH!!"

and this left outside my door:

::YAY!!! Candy AND some pink thing!  (I think its some kind of version of a Swiss Army Knife)::


::The door was papered all over.  Clever Aud, lacking grey matter in the morning, crawled under it instead of tearing it open.::

It didn't occur to me okay!  Jessie and Divya's roommate last year, Danielle was even dumber; when she woke up and found her door papered over, she tried to use their 2nd door instead.  (Their room was really big so they had 2 doors).

They woke up to find Danielle trying to push away the bureau that was blocking the 2nd door.

Anyway, funnya!  Wahahahah I can't wait to wake up tomorrow morning and see what they left for me!

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Last Saturday night was Las Vegas Nite, which is this big party where they open casino and club and the night where Mt Holyoke will feel the most coed in the entire year.

"......"

Anyway!


::What wound any event be without me and Angie taking pan cute pics?::


::Can see our wristbands for entry?::


::Elise, Angela, Joan, me.  Shit, I look so fat here!::


::Bloody fool, never wait for me to take this pic.  I was busily helping everyone to keep their coats thus not in pic.  Mai, Jeannie, Elise,Sherri, Angela, Joan::


::*ahem* Here I am, at the Blackjack table, busily winning loads of money::


(eh, why this pic terlampau besar suddenly?)
::Self-explanatory::


::Paul, me, Angie, Kevin::


::And this is a pic of me for no reason. I am in actual fact picking my nose.  Wahahah!!::

Okay, tired already.



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[Tuesday, October 19, 2004 12:28 am (aud001)]

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Sunday, October 17, 2004

Audrey has no dinner =(

Fuck!

My Maggi mee caught fire!

I felt like having a nice nourishing meal of Maggi Hot Cup chicken flavour.

So I opened one and stuck it in the microwave.

Mana tahu, 25 seconds later (I checked the timer), I suddenly saw sparks flying inside the microwave and weird fire cracker-like sounds.

Shit, don't tell me the microwave is going to explode.

In a heroic manner, I stabbed the stop button and then gingerly pried the door open.

The sparks had gone, thankfully but the cup was burning.

With flames.

But small one.

So I blew it out (feeling a bit like blowing out birthday candles).

Anyway burnt foil and melted plastic is poisonous if ingested so obviously I didn't get to eat my Maggi.

And it was the last cup too. =(

No dinner for me. =(



::Piece of shit::



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[Sunday, October 17, 2004 10:34 pm (aud001)]

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