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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Random pics that I forgot to upload

Don't you think its about time for a nice long blog entry filled with random pictures that I forgot to upload earlier?

YES YES YES!

*clears throat* Where shall we start?

Okay, let's follow the sequence of photos I took.


::This is a picture of a fly caught in a spiderweb.  Its buzzing kept me from studying::

Did I mention that me and Beth bought Christmas lights to decorate our room?  Unfortunately it doesn't look anything like Christmas lights, or so I think.

::Siao roommate with precious lights::


::We wrapped the lights around our fire sprinkler::


::Unfortunately, lights cannot stay up without assistance of horrible patches of duct tape.  Oh ya, this is beatifully situated RIGHT ABOVE MY BED.  Have half a mind to paint duct tape white for camouflage::

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This week is Elfing Week!  This is yet another tradition at Mt Holyoke where sophomores act as elves for their chosen freshmen and leave them gifts and surprises all over the place.

I woke up this morning, blearily stumbled out of bed and grabbed my toothbrush without putting on my glasses.

I opened the door to find this:


::"WTH?!  BETH!!"

and this left outside my door:

::YAY!!! Candy AND some pink thing!  (I think its some kind of version of a Swiss Army Knife)::


::The door was papered all over.  Clever Aud, lacking grey matter in the morning, crawled under it instead of tearing it open.::

It didn't occur to me okay!  Jessie and Divya's roommate last year, Danielle was even dumber; when she woke up and found her door papered over, she tried to use their 2nd door instead.  (Their room was really big so they had 2 doors).

They woke up to find Danielle trying to push away the bureau that was blocking the 2nd door.

Anyway, funnya!  Wahahahah I can't wait to wake up tomorrow morning and see what they left for me!

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Last Saturday night was Las Vegas Nite, which is this big party where they open casino and club and the night where Mt Holyoke will feel the most coed in the entire year.

"......"

Anyway!


::What wound any event be without me and Angie taking pan cute pics?::


::Can see our wristbands for entry?::


::Elise, Angela, Joan, me.  Shit, I look so fat here!::


::Bloody fool, never wait for me to take this pic.  I was busily helping everyone to keep their coats thus not in pic.  Mai, Jeannie, Elise,Sherri, Angela, Joan::


::*ahem* Here I am, at the Blackjack table, busily winning loads of money::


(eh, why this pic terlampau besar suddenly?)
::Self-explanatory::


::Paul, me, Angie, Kevin::


::And this is a pic of me for no reason. I am in actual fact picking my nose.  Wahahah!!::

Okay, tired already.



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[Tuesday, October 19, 2004 12:28 am (aud001)]

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Sunday, October 17, 2004

Audrey has no dinner =(

Fuck!

My Maggi mee caught fire!

I felt like having a nice nourishing meal of Maggi Hot Cup chicken flavour.

So I opened one and stuck it in the microwave.

Mana tahu, 25 seconds later (I checked the timer), I suddenly saw sparks flying inside the microwave and weird fire cracker-like sounds.

Shit, don't tell me the microwave is going to explode.

In a heroic manner, I stabbed the stop button and then gingerly pried the door open.

The sparks had gone, thankfully but the cup was burning.

With flames.

But small one.

So I blew it out (feeling a bit like blowing out birthday candles).

Anyway burnt foil and melted plastic is poisonous if ingested so obviously I didn't get to eat my Maggi.

And it was the last cup too. =(

No dinner for me. =(



::Piece of shit::



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[Sunday, October 17, 2004 10:34 pm (aud001)]

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Saturday, October 16, 2004

Ghost story

I have decided to change the picture you see on your left to one that I made myself because I don't like plagiarising other people's work.

Unfortunately, Paint does not seem to be working with me and in a fit of ambitiousness, I have downloaded Adobe Photoshop CS trial version.

Photoshop turns out to be even worse and I have acknowledged myself to be a illiterate idiot, albeit one with an IQ of 118.  This is how I know.

But!  I will keep on persevering, as I got a really damn good idea on what to do.  Will try it out tomorrow when my eyes don't hurt this much.

Anyway seeing as its so late at night for me, I shall scare all of us by telling ghost stories.

Okay, A ghost story.

(It just occurred to me that I am telling a ghost story even though my dorm, Porter Hall is situated directly opposite Mary Lyon's (the founder of Mount Holyoke College) grave.

Fcuking freaky.

But in a desperate attempt to get more readers, I shall continue with the ghost story.

There is a residence hall here called Wilder Hall.

Now I usually like Wilder because it has a very good dining hall even though the food there is supposed to be kosher and halal.

Anyway, it is haunted.

(Haha no buildup also right?  It is because I suddenly decided I want to sleep soon so I just get straight to the point)

In the lounge of Wilder, there is a painting of a woman.  (I don't know what woman though).

And apparently, she comes out of her painting at night and roams the corridors, so you're probably doomed to die of fear if you break curfew and come back late and bump into her.

She was so disturbing that the college authorities decided to take the painting off the wall.  But for some reason, they couldn't even lift the painting off the wall.

So they had to leave it there.  And they hung another painting on TOP of the woman and covered the whole thing in a flat plastic box.

I kaypohly went to go check it out and indeed, it is creepy because the painting they put on top of it is one of like an olden Chinese emperor, who looks Manchu, with the pigtail and all.

I can't imagine the woman would look scarier than an old Manchu king.

This is the reason why I will never ever live in Wilder, no matter how good the food is.



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[Saturday, October 16, 2004 4:22 am (aud001)]

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