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Sunday, October 17, 2004

Audrey has no dinner =(

Fuck!

My Maggi mee caught fire!

I felt like having a nice nourishing meal of Maggi Hot Cup chicken flavour.

So I opened one and stuck it in the microwave.

Mana tahu, 25 seconds later (I checked the timer), I suddenly saw sparks flying inside the microwave and weird fire cracker-like sounds.

Shit, don't tell me the microwave is going to explode.

In a heroic manner, I stabbed the stop button and then gingerly pried the door open.

The sparks had gone, thankfully but the cup was burning.

With flames.

But small one.

So I blew it out (feeling a bit like blowing out birthday candles).

Anyway burnt foil and melted plastic is poisonous if ingested so obviously I didn't get to eat my Maggi.

And it was the last cup too. =(

No dinner for me. =(



::Piece of shit::



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[Sunday, October 17, 2004 10:34 pm (aud001)]

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Saturday, October 16, 2004

Ghost story

I have decided to change the picture you see on your left to one that I made myself because I don't like plagiarising other people's work.

Unfortunately, Paint does not seem to be working with me and in a fit of ambitiousness, I have downloaded Adobe Photoshop CS trial version.

Photoshop turns out to be even worse and I have acknowledged myself to be a illiterate idiot, albeit one with an IQ of 118.  This is how I know.

But!  I will keep on persevering, as I got a really damn good idea on what to do.  Will try it out tomorrow when my eyes don't hurt this much.

Anyway seeing as its so late at night for me, I shall scare all of us by telling ghost stories.

Okay, A ghost story.

(It just occurred to me that I am telling a ghost story even though my dorm, Porter Hall is situated directly opposite Mary Lyon's (the founder of Mount Holyoke College) grave.

Fcuking freaky.

But in a desperate attempt to get more readers, I shall continue with the ghost story.

There is a residence hall here called Wilder Hall.

Now I usually like Wilder because it has a very good dining hall even though the food there is supposed to be kosher and halal.

Anyway, it is haunted.

(Haha no buildup also right?  It is because I suddenly decided I want to sleep soon so I just get straight to the point)

In the lounge of Wilder, there is a painting of a woman.  (I don't know what woman though).

And apparently, she comes out of her painting at night and roams the corridors, so you're probably doomed to die of fear if you break curfew and come back late and bump into her.

She was so disturbing that the college authorities decided to take the painting off the wall.  But for some reason, they couldn't even lift the painting off the wall.

So they had to leave it there.  And they hung another painting on TOP of the woman and covered the whole thing in a flat plastic box.

I kaypohly went to go check it out and indeed, it is creepy because the painting they put on top of it is one of like an olden Chinese emperor, who looks Manchu, with the pigtail and all.

I can't imagine the woman would look scarier than an old Manchu king.

This is the reason why I will never ever live in Wilder, no matter how good the food is.



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[Saturday, October 16, 2004 4:22 am (aud001)]

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Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Fallin'

Okay due to popular demand, it is time to post up pics of fall at Mt Holyoke. 

Personally, I don't get what is so great about fall.  You can get all the red and orange colors you want in spring anyway, plus you don't get muddy, soggy, ROTTING leaves sticking to the back of your beloved pink Tommy Hilfiger sneakers, making you feel like throwing up and grabbing a knife and sticking it up somebody's nostrils.

Okay, too vengeful sounding.  Must make sure not to publish this or I will start losing friends.

No lah, just feeling tired today.

Anyway!


::View at my doorstep::


::I tried to berlagak artistic while taking this pic but tak jadi::


::Erm, somewhere on campus::


::Another attempt at artistry:D  But mostly just to showcase the pretty red leaves::


::View of the lake.  Can you see the weetle duckie?::


::The devil goose that tried to run after me while I was attempting View of the Lake.  Don't think it appreciates that I'm giving it its 5 minutes of fame::

::More of The Lake.  Nice hor the reflection of the trees in the water?::


::Sorry, I was obsessed with color in water:D::


::Fake cherry blossoms.  Haha they're leaves, but I like it so much because it is PINK::
::View of the lake from the bridge::


::More lake!::

I wanted to take pictures of the waterfall too, but I was afraid that my camera would drop into the water.

After all, look at the number of Boat Society members who have dropped screaming over the rapids to their nightmarish, dragged-out wet deaths.



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[Wednesday, October 13, 2004 5:31 pm (aud001)]

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