i'm possibly the cutest person you'll ever meet. also the most shameless.
Monday, October 04, 2004
Audrey finally comes clean
I was talking to Mummy Ooi yesterday.
She asked me, "Have you been putting moisturiser on your skin or not?"
"I wanted to but I couldn't find the body lotion! Where is it ar? How does it look like?"
"Its probably in the box la, you go and check later. It's called Goat's Milk or something like that, big bottle wan."
However, intense ransacking of room failed to uncover any such moisturisers called Goat's Milk.
A few hours later, I was taking my shower.
I picked up my body wash to pump some out. Eh remember ar, to tell Mummy not to buy any more of this brand...damn lousy wan...no lather at all and have to use a lot. Some more don't feel really clean after showering also. Better remember to tell her what brand is this and not to buy it.
I looked at the brand name, trying to commit it to memory.
It stated very clearly on the bottle: Goat's Milk Body Lotion.
There was a picture of a goat grazing to boot.
Oh well.
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with love. <3
[Monday, October 04, 2004 11:59 pm (aud001)]
Audrey has frostbite
Too. Fcuking. Cold.
I woke up today and didn't want to get out of the revered warmth of my bed.
When I finally pulled myself out and went online to check the weather, to my immense shock and horror, it was 3 degrees Celcius.
The warmest clothes can't save me.
Now at 10.45am, it is 6 degrees.
And I have to go out in this damned weather again in 5 minutes time.
God save me.
Another good reason why I wanna come back to Malaysia. To avoid this miserable igloo place.
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with love. <3
[Monday, October 04, 2004 10:45 am (aud001)]
Sunday, October 03, 2004
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Testing one two three
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with love. <3
[Sunday, October 03, 2004 3:05 pm (aud001)]
Audrey. age too old to say. four feet nine but able to see past the top of the steering wheel. self-esteem and mood relies heavily on outfit, and state of hair and makeup. has tendency to be incredibly annoying due to persona of a Sei Ah Lian and chronic habits of acting cute, putting up the peace sign obsessively, and saying "usagi chan peace!". just finished my sophomore year at Mount Holyoke College in MA, USA. Flying off to Japan for 3rd year in September. secretly obsessed with Hello Project. MUST wear at least something PINK everyday.
The Likes
Ribena. laughing (esp at other people's misery). good hair days. shoppingshoppingshopping. the color pink. horror movies. Hello Kitty. green slurpee. Lilo and Stitch. laughing. reading (spirit of the nerd). taking photos. sungei wang. "usagi chan peace".
Being Negative and Saying What I Don't Like
roaches. hiking. alarm clocks. being electrocuted. people who don't listen. children (esp those who pull your hair and break your specs). eye
makeup running. strawberry flavored food. people who don't keep promises. vegetarian food. taking pills. sneezing and not having a tissue. humid days (makes the curls frizz up)
The Skills
applying eyeliner. tripping over nothing. making hentai voices. yelling at people who try to bully my friends:). dropping things. remembering useless bits of trivia that nobody
wants
to know. splitting hairs (literally). imitating monkeys. imitating snails. imitating leeches. vomiting.
The Non-Skills
laundry. remembering people's names and faces. computer stuff. saying no to salesmen and beggars.
The Secret Dreams
to be a hairstylist. to grow at least 3 more inches. to be graceful. to join Morning Musume.
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