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Monday, March 21, 2005

Lab Rant

I just came back from the most pissing-off physics lab in my life.

Because there wasn't enough setups to go around, I was stuck with the two most retarded bitches in the world.

And guess what? One of them happens to be Stompy, from my previous blog entry. Remember her? She's the numbskull who stomps around the floor shouting into her stupid cell phone and thinks she's damn hot even though she's like 6 feet tall and her boobs are still smaller than mine.

Time to rant. How fucking stupid can they be?! I didn't think it was possible for two people to be so moronic and not be reclassified as retarded!

You never read the lab instructions is it?! Don't act like you did la! If you did you wouldn't have made so many mistakes to last a lifetime k. If you don't know the fucking material, don't try to act big and control the whole experiment la! You think what just because you are a big fat ang moh you think you are superior to the small fart Asian is it?

Please la! No wonder people say that Asians are supposed to be good at math and science. Its not that we're that good okay, its more like you are so stupid! I don't want to pull racial stereotypes into this, but how can I not think this way when I encounter such imbeciles in my lab?!?

At every turn they did the experiment wrong! When Angela or I tried to tell them, they fucking ignored us! And continued to stand in front of the radas and bloody block the whole thing. Then when they realised they made a mistake, all they could say is, "Just kidding!"

Just kidding?! JUST KIDDING?!? WHAT IS THE JOKE HERE?!?! I AM SORRY I DO NOT SEE IT!!! IS IT VERY FUNNY THAT THANKS TO YOUR IDIOCY I HAVE TO WASTE MY TIME STANDING HERE AND BABYSIT YOU TO MAKE SURE WE WON'T ALL TO FAIL OUR LAB?!?!?

And fucking Stompy, just cause you are walking around with a cane now (prob too much stomping) you think you can just order people to walk around and do things for you is it?! OMFG AND CAN U PLEASE PUT ON SOME BETTER CLOTHES NEXT TIME?!?!

I KNOW YOU ARE DAMN THIN AND U WANNA SHOW OFF UR HOT BOD BUT CAN U PLEASE COVER UP MORE NEXT TIME.... DON'T WEAR THAT DAMN SPAGHETTI STRAP TOP AND JEANS LA PLEASE I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR PUBES.

Yes!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATISING IT IS FOR ME TO SEE YOUR BREAST-LESS CHEST AND YOUR NAVEL HAIR?!?! Dahlah you are already so tall and I'm so short my eyeview would permanently be directed to your navel right?!?!? OMG I wasn't even aware that GIRLS had belly button hair until u came along.

My god, how I wish I could take a pic of her navel fluff and show you people.

I feel much better now.:)

Also because I marched over to the lab instructor after that and demanded he set up one more radas for me next week. There is no way I'm going to do another lab with these two asswipes.



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[Monday, March 21, 2005 10:28 pm (aud001)]

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Saturday, March 19, 2005

Move over, Ah Tang!

Audrey, you are pure genius.

I know, I know. *pats self on back*

I am on my way to realising my secret dream!

Let me present to you my masterpiece.


::Before::


::After::

Nice or not?  Not bad for a first time right!  I created a full fringe out of nothing!  *shiny eyes*

Another pic of my real life Barbie doll.




::Artist and the Art::


::I trimmed Angela's hair last semester too!::


::Muahahah she's gorgeous! XD XD::

Move over la, John Tang, chor teng only.

P/S:  John Tang, in the very faint possibility that you might actually be reading this, I don't mean it.  Please continue to cut my hair.



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[Saturday, March 19, 2005 1:27 am (aud001)]

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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Lexington

During the past 5 days I have been to Boston and back, courtesy of my beloved Yen.

For spring break, me and Angela (later to be joined by Elise) stayed at Yen's house, ate Chinese homecooked food, dim sum and Malaysian food. :D:D:D


::View of Yen's front lawn.  Yes, it's still snowing in spring.::



::Ang, Yen and me at her door::


::Us again::


::Ditto::


::While we were at Yen's they lit a fire!  Soyy, jakun, cannot ah?::


::And we roasted marshmallows!  Here I am looking not too happy because mine caught fire, turned into a burning missile and I waved it vigorously like I would a jossstick so half of the marshmallow broke off and fell into the ashes.::


::Ang and Yen with their papaya shakes and me eating my marshmallow before the other half falls off too.::


::Manna, Elise and me in Jasmine Sola::


::Fried ice-cream.  At you'll never guess where.::


::Oh, all right, so maybe you did.  Yes, Penang in Boston.::

I ordered kai fan...after craving for it for so long.  Elise got nasi lemak, Yen got Hokkien mee, Angela also got kai fan.  No pics because I was too hungry.

Okay, now has nothing to do with Boston.  Camwhoring alert.










::Gahahaha okok I shall stop here.::




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[Wednesday, March 16, 2005 3:15 am (aud001)]

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