i'm possibly the cutest person you'll ever meet. also the most shameless.
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
It ain't over till the fat lady sings
Today is a day of grievious sins.
Me and Angela had donuts for lunch.
And then pasta.
And then for dinner, another donut.
And ramen.
And 2 huge pieces of garlic bread each.
And then we finished the rest of the box of 12 donuts. =.=
Twelve freaking sugar glazed Krispy Kremes in a day.
*dies*
Tomorrow, only salad.
::My motivation::
=edit=
fucking donuts gave me indigestion. i spent the whole night feeling bloated and uncomfortable.
and i just spent the last half hour in the loo.
my ass is on fire.
[ k ]
April 4, 2005 02:26 PM PDT
forgot to put my name. dammit.
*looks again, and shudders*
make that 10 belly dancers worth.Name
April 4, 2005 02:25 PM PDT
oh my god.
she can do at least four dancer's worth of belly dancing. aud
April 1, 2005 09:09 PM PST
eheh thanks chin yen. when are YOU starting your own blog?:)Chin Yen
April 1, 2005 07:04 PM PST
Hehe, Audrey, don't bother about those fellas teasing you. Krispy Kreme doughnuts are just so yummy and sinful, it's hard to resist them. They have those doughnuts here in Sydney, too. And it's difficult not to yearn for those delicious things, lol. So, don't feel guilty about that, k? LOL And sorry I haven't visited your blog for a long time. aud
April 1, 2005 03:45 PM PST
*stares at void and alvin*
haha posted already la!Alvin
April 1, 2005 11:44 AM PST
emm...i mean the fat girl pic wor. Thought that;s how the future you will look like if you keep consuming...emm donuts?
Eh, dont get hurt easily lar. THis is alvin, the one who always poke fun at you, but loves you dearly :D.Void
April 1, 2005 10:47 AM PST
what do you mean future pic? looks quite up to date wat.aud
April 1, 2005 09:43 AM PST
ok la! but not nice meh this picture? u hurt me.alvin
April 1, 2005 08:02 AM PST
eh, for how long we have to see this future picture of you? Update lar, ah moi.aud
March 31, 2005 01:26 PM PST
lainie: ... i assure u nothing on me is donut shaped!Lainie
March 31, 2005 05:32 AM PST
Kenny: I should think the shit comes out of something donut shaped?aud
March 30, 2005 10:00 PM PST
*does a double take*
DONUT shaped?!? AHHAHAAHHAHA!!!! wanna die?!Kenny Sia
March 30, 2005 09:27 PM PST
I'm pretty sure that's just a bodysuit. Looks like a skin-coloured Christmas Tree though. Kinda scary if its real. She looks like she can gobble up the whole 4'9" of you.
I wonder if your shit comes out donut shaped?aud
March 30, 2005 01:29 PM PST
mel! krispy kreme is a curse!! i tried to diet today cannot also T__T
alvin: *guilty grin*alvin
March 30, 2005 11:55 AM PST
For the love of God and human sanity.....jmin
March 30, 2005 11:51 AM PST
OMG..GUESS WHAT...LATELY, I EAT LIKE DAT TOO!!ahahahaha..just dat i never dare blog about it :D
mel
March 30, 2005 11:07 AM PST
krispy kreme, simply irresistible. no need to be so guilty, i had 4 the other day also. :D
then diet for 3 days.aud
March 30, 2005 09:35 AM PST
oh its fatty leroy! oi u cursing me ar? i'm *ahem* GOING to be 20 u know!
fat her: watch it. i'll paste a pic of u next time.
ruth: bitchiness!! haahah "u think u too thin adi isit"!!! AHHAHA damn mean!ruth
March 30, 2005 07:12 AM PST
omg.. u pig... no.. u monster!!!!! u think u too thin issit!!! so many Krispy Kremes!!! crazzzyyyy!! Winter is over my dear! no need to stock up on winter fats edi!!! no excuses this time! :PDaddy Cool
March 30, 2005 06:24 AM PST
no la dunno who. i nearly panicked when i saw the pic. yea, she looked like aud...no way...i hopeAudrey's Fatty Leroy
March 30, 2005 04:11 AM PST
*grins*
if i were to drink 4 glasses of undiluted mango cordial, 4 cups of milo ice "KAU" and 4 cups of yam sago lolo everyday for a span of 3months...i'll become like the soon to be Fatso Audrey..not to mention,i'll prolly start having heart attacks at the age of 20.aud
March 30, 2005 01:23 AM PST
i also dunno. cos my dad would be the first one to think about lolo.esil3
March 30, 2005 12:45 AM PST
i dont see why ur dad would be talking abt lolo?aud
March 29, 2005 11:28 PM PST
really? aww that's so sweet of her! tell her i wanna eat with her tomorrow for lunch!
hehe, and stop laughing, loser.Yen
March 29, 2005 10:55 PM PST
So that's where you were at lunch today? Rafia was looking forward to eating with you. I can't stop laughing over "Audrey's a Fatso." XD aud
March 29, 2005 10:40 PM PST
who is audrey's a fatso?!?! Fat Her, is that you?
elise: ahahah her fingers are covering them kua?esil3
March 29, 2005 10:26 PM PST
omfg thats damn gross. how come i dont see her ipples? lol at least her fats cover her privart partsAudrey's a Fatso
March 29, 2005 10:20 PM PST
*vomits yam sago lolo drank a week ago and faints* |
with love. <3
[Tuesday, March 29, 2005 10:17 pm (aud001)]
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Audrey. age too old to say. four feet nine but able to see past the top of the steering wheel. self-esteem and mood relies heavily on outfit, and state of hair and makeup. has tendency to be incredibly annoying due to persona of a Sei Ah Lian and chronic habits of acting cute, putting up the peace sign obsessively, and saying "usagi chan peace!". just finished my sophomore year at Mount Holyoke College in MA, USA. Flying off to Japan for 3rd year in September. secretly obsessed with Hello Project. MUST wear at least something PINK everyday.
The Likes
Ribena. laughing (esp at other people's misery). good hair days. shoppingshoppingshopping. the color pink. horror movies. Hello Kitty. green slurpee. Lilo and Stitch. laughing. reading (spirit of the nerd). taking photos. sungei wang. "usagi chan peace".
Being Negative and Saying What I Don't Like
roaches. hiking. alarm clocks. being electrocuted. people who don't listen. children (esp those who pull your hair and break your specs). eye
makeup running. strawberry flavored food. people who don't keep promises. vegetarian food. taking pills. sneezing and not having a tissue. humid days (makes the curls frizz up)
The Skills
applying eyeliner. tripping over nothing. making hentai voices. yelling at people who try to bully my friends:). dropping things. remembering useless bits of trivia that nobody
wants
to know. splitting hairs (literally). imitating monkeys. imitating snails. imitating leeches. vomiting.
The Non-Skills
laundry. remembering people's names and faces. computer stuff. saying no to salesmen and beggars.
The Secret Dreams
to be a hairstylist. to grow at least 3 more inches. to be graceful. to join Morning Musume.
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