i'm possibly the cutest person you'll ever meet. also the most shameless.
Monday, March 28, 2005
Dead Man Walking
A PART OF ME IS DEAD.
On Thurday or Friday - my memory fails me - I was stuffing papers into my bag.
I got two papercuts on my left hand - one on my 4th finger and one on my last.
When I got home, I stuck two Hello Kitty bandaids on them.
And promptly forgot about them for the next 4 days.
Also I didn't want to take them off cos they were so darn cute and I wanted them to stay on my hand as decorations forever.
Today I pulled them off and discovered My Fingers Had Turned Grey.
DAMN GROSS RIGHT!!!! And the worst part is the pictures don't do justice to it.
It actually looks much worse.
And it feels cold and clammy too.
Much like reptile's skin.
*wobbles away to bathroom to puke and shine a hairdryer over hand*
aud
March 29, 2005 01:41 AM PST
kenny: u mentioned my nails not once, but TWICE in your comment. u past life manicurist ar? :P
and yes, daddy cool is my dad. i call him Fat Her Ooi (haha, geddit?) but he refused to answer to that and rechristianed himself Daddy Cool.Kenny Sia
March 28, 2005 08:32 PM PST
Ooohh... nice glossy fingernails!
Oh yeah, the skin. Yea its kinda gross. But no worries it'll return to normal in no time. Just hide your hand for the next 2 days or something.
Hey, is Daddy Cool really your dad? If that's the case then damn he's cool!
Hey you got nice fingernails! :Daud
March 28, 2005 04:14 PM PST
daddy: the cartoon at the back is my japanese homework = =aud
March 28, 2005 04:14 PM PST
void, don't try to sound smart la XD when u start your career i expect no consultation fees from you.Void
March 28, 2005 01:51 PM PST
obviously a case of digital epithelial necrosis due to pressure induced ischaemia from compressed superficial arteries.
or something.
anyway say GG to your fingers.aud
March 28, 2005 01:10 PM PST
oi dun curse me, you all! oh ya btw, yes my fingers do smell...damn sick! smells rotten.hsin
March 28, 2005 12:23 PM PST
eh that's what happened to me also when i keep plasters on too long! but after a while it jus went off la, so tak payah bimbang.
*pushes jo's finger coffins aside*jmin
March 28, 2005 10:25 AM PST
eh i bet ur finger smells now!! go smell and see!!
ahahahahaha..remember my theory about paper cuts and certain people? ahemmahemm..Jayelle
March 28, 2005 09:40 AM PST
*prepares tiny coffin for audrey's fingers*
naamithaba.alvin
March 28, 2005 08:53 AM PST
even an infinite amount of pedicure...err..finger-cure wont be able to bring back the original color of your fingers now.
Yep, pretty much can amputate those puny fingers now. :Dc
March 28, 2005 08:17 AM PST
i'm pretty sure it'll be back to normal in no timeDaddy Cool
March 28, 2005 05:50 AM PST
ya la bodoh....hehe like me! wat's the cartoon in the background? jean`
March 28, 2005 01:44 AM PST
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March 28, 2005 12:38 AM PST
oh my gosh u bodoh la! |
with love. <3
[Monday, March 28, 2005 12:29 am (aud001)]
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Audrey. age too old to say. four feet nine but able to see past the top of the steering wheel. self-esteem and mood relies heavily on outfit, and state of hair and makeup. has tendency to be incredibly annoying due to persona of a Sei Ah Lian and chronic habits of acting cute, putting up the peace sign obsessively, and saying "usagi chan peace!". just finished my sophomore year at Mount Holyoke College in MA, USA. Flying off to Japan for 3rd year in September. secretly obsessed with Hello Project. MUST wear at least something PINK everyday.
The Likes
Ribena. laughing (esp at other people's misery). good hair days. shoppingshoppingshopping. the color pink. horror movies. Hello Kitty. green slurpee. Lilo and Stitch. laughing. reading (spirit of the nerd). taking photos. sungei wang. "usagi chan peace".
Being Negative and Saying What I Don't Like
roaches. hiking. alarm clocks. being electrocuted. people who don't listen. children (esp those who pull your hair and break your specs). eye
makeup running. strawberry flavored food. people who don't keep promises. vegetarian food. taking pills. sneezing and not having a tissue. humid days (makes the curls frizz up)
The Skills
applying eyeliner. tripping over nothing. making hentai voices. yelling at people who try to bully my friends:). dropping things. remembering useless bits of trivia that nobody
wants
to know. splitting hairs (literally). imitating monkeys. imitating snails. imitating leeches. vomiting.
The Non-Skills
laundry. remembering people's names and faces. computer stuff. saying no to salesmen and beggars.
The Secret Dreams
to be a hairstylist. to grow at least 3 more inches. to be graceful. to join Morning Musume.
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