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Friday, December 17, 2004

Part II: Stompy the naked Kangaroo

Calculus is shit and Japanese is love.

Since, this is an infinitely more interesting activity than studying econs, today we shall discuss Stompy. Stompy is a sophomore who stays right at the other end of my floor.

Our hall is shaped like a looong rectangle and Stomy stays at the other end.

Let me show you a floor plan.

[edit] Photobucket has exceeded its bandwidth! Means what?!

Anyway just picture a long hallway stretching from left to right. My room would be on the bottom left corner of it, while Stompy's is on the bottom right corner. Between us are 2 rows of rooms lining the sides of the long hallway (which are insignificant in this story).

The kitchenette is right next to my room, which means in the layout that you're hopefully picturing correctly, would be above my room. Geddit? The kitchenette is nothing but a small empty space at the end of the hall where the microwave sits.

Anyway, REASONS WHY I (ALONG WITH BETH AND DIVYA) HATE STOMPY/ REASONS WHY STOMPY IS WEIRD:

1.   She talks on her cell EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. And EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, instead of staying at her end of the hallway, she must walk over to OUR end of the hallway and STOMP up and down, shaking the floor, all the while blaring into her phone.

2.   Stompy is, or looks like, 6 feet tall. Dahlah badan begitu besar masih tak insaf. If she is 4 feet 9 she has all the right in the world to stomp about people's end of the hallway. But she is fcuking 6 feet tall and when she stomps, the floor shivers and causes us all to get high blood pressure.

3.   Her voice is loud and annoying.

4.   When me and Divya went to tell her to stop walking around our area everynight, she said ok. A week later she was back at it again.

5.   She talks about stupid things on the phone. Once I overheard her - by the way, don't think that I want to listen to her convo, she just speaks so damn loudly that even if I plug my ears with cotton buds and do tap dance at the same time I will still hear her - saying "I can't believe I'm the only person on my floor who owns condoms!"

Does that even make any sense to you, I ask you? She wanna say that she is the hottest one here because she is getting good and regular sex, is it? Or does she want to imply that she is the only one here who cares about not getting pregnant/STDs? Is it a damn great thing to own condoms? She had to climb trees and shave off her eyebrows to get it la now, is it? How the hell does she know noone else owns condoms? She go check people's drawers while we're not in ah?

6.   Which brings me to number 6, Stompy's sex life.

6(a)   Stompy's hobby is walking around her room nude. While her roommate Emily's boyfriend is there. Emily is very distressed over this.
6(b)   Stompy is currently sharing her other roommate Morgan's boyfriend. Yes, sharing. They are having threesomes in their room, while poor Emily and her boyfriend stay on the top bunk and plug their ears with cotton buds and do tap dance.
6(c)   The said shared boyfriend is a sailor. Oh, STDs abound! No wonder she's so glad she owns condoms.

7.   This is by far the worst one of all. Because it applies to ME. Once I was carrying my very large pink basket of laundry down the stairs. And there was the stupid giraffe, murmuring into the phone again, like she's passing on national secrets. She was stretched out across a whole step, naturally her length of 6 feet took up the whole space of the stair. I stopped on the step above her and stared at her, obviously waiting for her to move how the hell am i supposed to manuever around her when i am carrying 5 kg worth of dirty clothes please tell me.

The fucking bitch just continued whispering into the phone about her condoms, not bothering to see whose miserable shadow was that over her.

I felt like throwing my dirty panties at her.

But since I was aware of the risks and suffering of getting STDs from her, I had to contend myself with calling her, "Bitch!" and stepping over her fucking 3 feet long shins.

Urgh! The more I type this the angrier I get!

Okay back to econs.

Stompy-bashing is very much welcomed.

Seige
August 31, 2005 11:27 AM PDT

Featured Entry. Hee hee...
jmin
December 19, 2004 01:00 PM PST

OMG!! why got such people in the world wan??!! so gelifying..dahlah badan besar..tak sedar diri. and thinks that she is damn hot just cos she is involved in threesomes.

eyeh..stupid bitch who has a damn high sex drive. its probably got to do with her size. next time, mb u should use one of ur terror curse words and shut her up :D i know you can do it!!
c
December 19, 2004 06:39 AM PST

ahahhaa.. hey.. you know what you should do? like.. listen in on her conversations.. and then later.. when you're with your frens and she's nearby.. repeat whatever she said... do that a couple of times.. see what her reaction is.

i don't understand why the ang mohs like to publicly announce to the whole world that they're having sex.. or rather announce that they are currently engaged in sex. i mean.. geez.. respect your roommate ler.. for me. i'd probably just tell them off.

i am greatly disturbed by stompy's sex life, and mel's roommate too. hehee.. mebe mel should tell her roommate.. "hey!!! i counted you yelling "oh my god!" xxxx amount of times yesterday! that should be in the guinness book of world records for the most repeated phrase used during sex"
shanks
December 19, 2004 05:06 AM PST

depending on which day of the month you register ur photobucket account, it will resume on that date in the following month. to find out the date, go to ur account options in photobucket and look at the date in "member since". hopefully it is nearer than u think.
aud
December 19, 2004 01:21 AM PST

THANK YOU SHANKS! So when only will Photobucket start working again?
shanks
December 18, 2004 09:57 PM PST

the free account that you have, has a limited bandwidth each month which will be resetted every month on the day you registered. to avoid this mess, limit ur blog to less entries on the main page, so less pictures will be loaded when a visitor loads your main page, thus saving bandwidth (the earlier pictures are still there, don't worry). for more info, check out the FAQ in photobucket.
morticya^33
December 18, 2004 08:04 AM PST

should have thrown dirty panties at her. except that she might step on you after that, which is not good.

just stay away aud! or get like 5 people to stomp on her side and scream oh-my-god's in orgasmic manners for 5 nights, ahahahahha!

photobucket --> i am thinking (not sure, haven't used before) that you overloaded your account with too many pics, therefore, no more pics for you. clear up your space and it should work again.
alvin
December 18, 2004 02:47 AM PST

its a metaphor aud....just a metaphor.
aud
December 18, 2004 02:45 AM PST

mel: yeah sometimes i think they can be very inconsiderate of others! i mean they can have sex all they want but they should at least bother about other people's feelings...

alvin: u go, "Good Mother of God?"..... i am very disturbed. please do not plant such images into the heads of me and my innocent blog readers
alvin
December 18, 2004 02:20 AM PST

after carefully considering what mel and aud and joyelle had said, i think i need to pay more attention to my gf's roomate feeling next time around.

Its not like she care or anything, but i would seriously be very embarassed if she writes smth in her blog about how she counted me screaming 'Good Mother of all God' 57 times and counting.

Thanks for your $0.02, girls.
mel
December 18, 2004 12:25 AM PST

ang mohs are weird. and they have very high sex drives.

my housemates have sex almost every night, and i respect their choices and privacies. But one thing is, they don't give a damn whether or not to keep their affairs PRIVATE.

yeah, it's so damn loud until there was once I was waken up at 3am even if my bed is at the other end of the wall. I couldn't sleep and was terribly annoyed. And so, I counted how many "oh my god" she yelled out, coz I was destructed when counting sheeps. That night, it was 57 times. I had the urge to vomit when I heard "oh my god" ever since that night.

aud
December 18, 2004 12:13 AM PST

heeheh no stompy is a totally different girl! there are many strange people here:P
jayelle
December 17, 2004 10:48 PM PST

lol is stompy the same kaftan girl?!
ugh..
what a bitch to purposely go around naked in front of your mate's boyfriend...eWw.
she thinks she owns the place huh?
nevermind, tap dancing is fun;) lol.i was laughing so hard at that.
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	jmin December 19, 2004 01:00 PM PST OMG!! why got such people in the world wan??!! so gelifying..dahlah badan besar..tak sedar diri. and thinks that she is damn hot just cos she is involved in threesomes. eyeh..stupid bitch who has a damn high sex drive. its probably got to do with her size. next time, mb u should use one of ur terror curse words and shut her up :D i know you can do it!!


	c December 19, 2004 06:39 AM PST ahahhaa.. hey.. you know what you should do? like.. listen in on her conversations.. and then later.. when you're with your frens and she's nearby.. repeat whatever she said... do that a couple of times.. see what her reaction is. i don't understand why the ang mohs like to publicly announce to the whole world that they're having sex.. or rather announce that they are currently engaged in sex. i mean.. geez.. respect your roommate ler.. for me. i'd probably just tell them off. i am greatly disturbed by stompy's sex life, and mel's roommate too. hehee.. mebe mel should tell her roommate.. "hey!!! i counted you yelling "oh my god!" xxxx amount of times yesterday! that should be in the guinness book of world records for the most repeated phrase used during sex"


	shanks December 19, 2004 05:06 AM PST depending on which day of the month you register ur photobucket account, it will resume on that date in the following month. to find out the date, go to ur account options in photobucket and look at the date in "member since". hopefully it is nearer than u think.


	aud December 19, 2004 01:21 AM PST THANK YOU SHANKS! So when only will Photobucket start working again?


	shanks December 18, 2004 09:57 PM PST the free account that you have, has a limited bandwidth each month which will be resetted every month on the day you registered. to avoid this mess, limit ur blog to less entries on the main page, so less pictures will be loaded when a visitor loads your main page, thus saving bandwidth (the earlier pictures are still there, don't worry). for more info, check out the FAQ in photobucket.


	morticya^33 December 18, 2004 08:04 AM PST should have thrown dirty panties at her. except that she might step on you after that, which is not good. just stay away aud! or get like 5 people to stomp on her side and scream oh-my-god's in orgasmic manners for 5 nights, ahahahahha! photobucket --> i am thinking (not sure, haven't used before) that you overloaded your account with too many pics, therefore, no more pics for you. clear up your space and it should work again.


	alvin December 18, 2004 02:47 AM PST its a metaphor aud....just a metaphor.


	aud December 18, 2004 02:45 AM PST mel: yeah sometimes i think they can be very inconsiderate of others! i mean they can have sex all they want but they should at least bother about other people's feelings... alvin: u go, "Good Mother of God?"..... i am very disturbed. please do not plant such images into the heads of me and my innocent blog readers


	alvin December 18, 2004 02:20 AM PST after carefully considering what mel and aud and joyelle had said, i think i need to pay more attention to my gf's roomate feeling next time around. Its not like she care or anything, but i would seriously be very embarassed if she writes smth in her blog about how she counted me screaming 'Good Mother of all God' 57 times and counting. Thanks for your $0.02, girls.


	mel December 18, 2004 12:25 AM PST ang mohs are weird. and they have very high sex drives. my housemates have sex almost every night, and i respect their choices and privacies. But one thing is, they don't give a damn whether or not to keep their affairs PRIVATE. yeah, it's so damn loud until there was once I was waken up at 3am even if my bed is at the other end of the wall. I couldn't sleep and was terribly annoyed. And so, I counted how many "oh my god" she yelled out, coz I was destructed when counting sheeps. That night, it was 57 times. I had the urge to vomit when I heard "oh my god" ever since that night.

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	aud December 18, 2004 12:13 AM PST heeheh no stompy is a totally different girl! there are many strange people here:P


	jayelle December 17, 2004 10:48 PM PST lol is stompy the same kaftan girl?! ugh.. what a bitch to purposely go around naked in front of your mate's boyfriend...eWw. she thinks she owns the place huh? nevermind, tap dancing is fun;) lol.i was laughing so hard at that.