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Saturday, October 23, 2004

The Sound of Unsilence

I finished my laundry at 2.30am.

And washed dishes at 3am.

The work of a housewife is never done.

For the first time ever, I actually got electrocuted by my laundry basket. (- -")

This is amazing! My laundry basket has joined the ranks of blenders, VCD players and kitchen sinks. (read profile at side)

I was pulling out my clothes from the dryer into my laundry basket and wondering why my thigh kept feeling like it had jolts of pins and needles. Then I heard sparks sounds.

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ME AND SPARK SOUNDS?! (read burning maggi mee entry)

I looked down and realised in horror that whenever my leg touched my laundry bag, a spark sound would be emitted and my leg would get the pins and needles feeling of kena shock.

WTF!

My laundry bag is the foldable kind and the only part of it being metal is the frame of it... you know like those suction sunshades you put on your car windows? The only way I can think of it getting enough static electricity to shock me is that my thermal underwear somehow produced static eletricity inside the dryer and transmitted it to my laundry bag, who transmitted it to me.

WHY OH WHY!

Tonight, was at Angela's room with Yen watching Princess Diaries I (Angela had cleverly downloaded it, thinking that it was actually Princess Diaries II)

Suddenly, Joan, Angela's roommate burst in and beckoned Angela out of the room.

Angela ran out, then ran in and pulled me and Yen out into the hallway.

And we heard:

"OH... OHH... OOH....." (at 10000 decibels)

People having sex.

It was so loud that ELizabeth and Antonella heard it when their TV was on. Their first thought was that someone was watching porn.

It was so loud that Joan heard it while she was blow drying her hair in the bathroom which is the other side of the hall.

Half the residents of the floor came out to investigate the weird noises.

All of us just stood there as still as lizards outside the door of whoever was having the time of her life (and wanted everyone to know it) and listened to the groans/moans/screams/whines.

All hands were clapped over mouths to prevent giggles/cries of disgust.

Then Lucia comes running down the hall behind us, yelling "Why is she here! Who brought her in!? She shouldn't be here! Someone take her away now!"

Angela said, "What? Who are you talking about?"

Lucia continues in an agitated manner, "The kid! She'll be traumatised by it! I'm taking her away now!"

She grabs me by the shoulders.

I turn around and stare at her, perplexed.

She stares at me for a second and says, "Oh! Audrey it's you! I thought you were a six-year old kid or something!"

"........... "

She fcuking thought I was a six year old girl!

Let me die, let me just die.

Posted by anima @ 10/18/2006 02:24 AM PDT
i have a friend just like you^^
you're much cuter tho :p
Posted by Mellie @ 10/26/2004 01:43 PM PDT
LMAO.
Posted by aud @ 10/25/2004 10:08 AM PDT
jmin bitch! no la hsin's sis is 5 years old!
Posted by jmin @ 10/25/2004 01:21 AM PDT
well, my sis has a word to say, at least, the girl is having sex with a guy. not a girl. AHAHAH..but i guess they were a source of entertainment for u all rite? next time, when she walks past, point and laugh. u have all the right to.
btw, the 6 year old part,..ahhahaha..u r same age as hsin's sister ar??
Posted by c @ 10/24/2004 10:58 PM PDT
family and 'frens'. no wonder the guy was there huh?
Posted by aud @ 10/24/2004 01:32 PM PDT
jill: HHAHAHAHAH y u laugh so much!

meldee: oh cos this week is family n frens weekend so tthere r a lot of families all over the place
Posted by mELdEe @ 10/24/2004 08:40 AM PDT
hahaha electrifying aud! omfg..damn freaking funny wei! what loud sex..*ponders deeply over this* but 6?! LOL. you're not that tiny, even by their standards, are you? and wth would a kid be doing in your dorms?!
Posted by morticya^33 @ 10/24/2004 01:59 AM PDT
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

HAHAHAHHA!!!

but yah, 6 year old is a biiiiitttt to much laah..
Posted by alvin @ 10/23/2004 11:30 PM PDT
DO not, under ANY circumstances, let Audrey closes in on any ELECTRIC appliances.

Now let us pray....
Posted by aud @ 10/23/2004 10:45 PM PDT
ya, apparently i weigh the same as my roommate's 7 year old brother =(
Posted by c @ 10/23/2004 08:32 PM PDT
think she was just exaggerrating to make her point. but then again.. the kwai lohs so big size so they don't know how to tell kua..

mmm.. static electricity quite common.. my cousin always kena oso.. some ppl have a tendency to get zapped more..

mm.. need they have been so loud.. kakaka... your post is a crack up!:D
Posted by june @ 10/23/2004 03:01 PM PDT
heheh hi just popped by for a bit :P

About the 6 six years old bit, maybe you looked it from a gwai lo point of view lol. After all, with what they feed the kids over there they're probably pretty tall even at such a young age haha. ^__^;
Posted by aud @ 10/23/2004 02:49 PM PDT
of cos can bring guys over la... no rules here saying no sex etc. the guy is frm amherst. we investigated it.

yalah 6 yrs old a bit hard to believe...but tats wat she said exactly
Posted by Baz @ 10/23/2004 02:17 PM PDT
ei wtf! can bring guys over wan meh?
Posted by Void @ 10/23/2004 10:24 AM PDT
huh? lesbians or what? isn't it an all girls' college?
and who's lucia? was she serious?
Posted by Jayelle @ 10/23/2004 09:24 AM PDT
hahahah wtf.. underwear generated electricity..!!?

ei didn't find out meh in the end who the girl was?
Posted by Ruth @ 10/23/2004 08:05 AM PDT
AHHAHA.. 6 yr old! damn insulting.. well, it's better than me lar... ppl think that i'm a 23 yr old bartender.. wtf... -__-''
Posted by Ruth @ 10/23/2004 08:05 AM PDT
AHHAHA.. 6 yr old! damn insulting.. well, it's better than me lar... ppl think that i'm a 23 yr old bartender.. wtf... -__-''
Posted by jean` @ 10/23/2004 06:38 AM PDT
WAHHAHAHAHA... *rotfLOL*

:P sorree la aud..cant help it

but bout the static shock part.. u shud see me then.. EVERY SINGLE DAY I GET STATIC SHOCK..guess where from.. ANY CARS.. i sit in the car..and when i come out..*ZAaaaaP* like the thing juz killed a fly..sheesh..

i've resorted to closing car doors by pushing the plastic parts or even the windows @_@
Posted by hsin @ 10/23/2004 06:30 AM PDT
ooooooh aud, you are ELECTRIFYING!!

.... btw 6 yrs old abit too melebih wei, that's not even primary school yet. -.-
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Audrey. age too old to say. four feet nine but able to see past the top of the steering wheel. self-esteem and mood relies heavily on outfit, and state of hair and makeup. has tendency to be incredibly annoying due to persona of a Sei Ah Lian and chronic habits of acting cute, putting up the peace sign obsessively, and saying "usagi chan peace!". just finished my sophomore year at Mount Holyoke College in MA, USA. Flying off to Japan for 3rd year in September. secretly obsessed with Hello Project. MUST wear at least something PINK everyday.

The Likes

Ribena. laughing (esp at other people's misery). good hair days. shoppingshoppingshopping. the color pink. horror movies. Hello Kitty. green slurpee. Lilo and Stitch. laughing. reading (spirit of the nerd). taking photos. sungei wang. "usagi chan peace".

Being Negative and Saying What I Don't Like

roaches. hiking. alarm clocks. being electrocuted. people who don't listen. children (esp those who pull your hair and break your specs). eye makeup running. strawberry flavored food. people who don't keep promises. vegetarian food. taking pills. sneezing and not having a tissue. humid days (makes the curls frizz up)

The Skills

applying eyeliner. tripping over nothing. making hentai voices. yelling at people who try to bully my friends:). dropping things. remembering useless bits of trivia that nobody wants to know. splitting hairs (literally). imitating monkeys. imitating snails. imitating leeches. vomiting.

The Non-Skills

laundry. remembering people's names and faces. computer stuff. saying no to salesmen and beggars.

The Secret Dreams

to be a hairstylist. to grow at least 3 more inches. to be graceful. to join Morning Musume.

	Posted by anima @ 10/18/2006 02:24 AM PDT
	i have a friend just like you^^ you're much cuter tho :p

	Posted by aud @ 10/25/2004 10:08 AM PDT
	jmin bitch! no la hsin's sis is 5 years old!

	Posted by jmin @ 10/25/2004 01:21 AM PDT
	well, my sis has a word to say, at least, the girl is having sex with a guy. not a girl. AHAHAH..but i guess they were a source of entertainment for u all rite? next time, when she walks past, point and laugh. u have all the right to. btw, the 6 year old part,..ahhahaha..u r same age as hsin's sister ar??

	Posted by c @ 10/24/2004 10:58 PM PDT
	family and 'frens'. no wonder the guy was there huh?

	Posted by aud @ 10/24/2004 01:32 PM PDT
	jill: HHAHAHAHAH y u laugh so much! meldee: oh cos this week is family n frens weekend so tthere r a lot of families all over the place

	Posted by mELdEe @ 10/24/2004 08:40 AM PDT
	hahaha electrifying aud! omfg..damn freaking funny wei! what loud sex..ponders deeply over this but 6?! LOL. you're not that tiny, even by their standards, are you? and wth would a kid be doing in your dorms?!

	Posted by morticya^33 @ 10/24/2004 01:59 AM PDT
	AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HAHAHAHHA!!! but yah, 6 year old is a biiiiitttt to much laah..

	Posted by alvin @ 10/23/2004 11:30 PM PDT
	DO not, under ANY circumstances, let Audrey closes in on any ELECTRIC appliances. Now let us pray....

	Posted by aud @ 10/23/2004 10:45 PM PDT
	ya, apparently i weigh the same as my roommate's 7 year old brother =(

	Posted by c @ 10/23/2004 08:32 PM PDT
	think she was just exaggerrating to make her point. but then again.. the kwai lohs so big size so they don't know how to tell kua.. mmm.. static electricity quite common.. my cousin always kena oso.. some ppl have a tendency to get zapped more.. mm.. need they have been so loud.. kakaka... your post is a crack up!:D

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	Posted by june @ 10/23/2004 03:01 PM PDT
	heheh hi just popped by for a bit :P About the 6 six years old bit, maybe you looked it from a gwai lo point of view lol. After all, with what they feed the kids over there they're probably pretty tall even at such a young age haha. ^__^;

	Posted by aud @ 10/23/2004 02:49 PM PDT
	of cos can bring guys over la... no rules here saying no sex etc. the guy is frm amherst. we investigated it. yalah 6 yrs old a bit hard to believe...but tats wat she said exactly

	Posted by Baz @ 10/23/2004 02:17 PM PDT
	ei wtf! can bring guys over wan meh?

	Posted by Void @ 10/23/2004 10:24 AM PDT
	huh? lesbians or what? isn't it an all girls' college? and who's lucia? was she serious?

	Posted by Jayelle @ 10/23/2004 09:24 AM PDT
	hahahah wtf.. underwear generated electricity..!!? ei didn't find out meh in the end who the girl was?

	Posted by Ruth @ 10/23/2004 08:05 AM PDT
	AHHAHA.. 6 yr old! damn insulting.. well, it's better than me lar... ppl think that i'm a 23 yr old bartender.. wtf... -__-''

	Posted by jean` @ 10/23/2004 06:38 AM PDT
	WAHHAHAHAHA... rotfLOL :P sorree la aud..cant help it but bout the static shock part.. u shud see me then.. EVERY SINGLE DAY I GET STATIC SHOCK..guess where from.. ANY CARS.. i sit in the car..and when i come out..ZAaaaaP like the thing juz killed a fly..sheesh.. i've resorted to closing car doors by pushing the plastic parts or even the windows @_@

	Posted by hsin @ 10/23/2004 06:30 AM PDT
	ooooooh aud, you are ELECTRIFYING!! .... btw 6 yrs old abit too melebih wei, that's not even primary school yet. -.-