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Thursday, October 21, 2004

I have done something stupid again both yesterday AND today.

Yesterday, I stole a book from the library.

It wasn't on purpose okay, after using the book for reference, I meant to put it back on its shelf in the archive where it belongs.  But is it my fault that the archives are so far away from the main area?

Of course not.

Neither is it my fault that I unwittingly brought the book all the way back home.

Nor is it my fault that I forgot to sneak it back in today.

Oh and if you're wondering, it wasn't even anything remotely interesting for example Doraemon comic or maybe Penthouse.

Today's stupid deed... well, today's stupid deed will just have to stay a secret won't it?

Because it is infinitely embarrassing and I will never forgive myself if I announce it on my blog.

It is more embarrassing than getting up on stage and dancing the Mammee chicken dance and winning first prize.

It is worse than soaping myself with moisturiser for one month.

It is more painful than jabbing yourself with your nail in your nostril because Jia Min's car went over a pothole.

It is more horrifying than wearing your long johns out of your room.

Therefore it shall remain a well-kept secret only in the mind of Audrey Ooi.

It has occured to me that many of you like to read my blog just to see my humiliating escapades.

This is not flattering to me at all!

Why don't you read my blog because you like the color pink or because my eyes mesmerize you?

From now on, my blog shall be a serious one and portray me in a sensible and goddess-like light.  Which is, to be honest, the REAL me.

Move, over Mother Teresa!

*Symbol of intelligence and goodness*

So how about that Iraq war, huh?

	aud October 23, 2004   12:59 AM PDT   awwww thats a v. sweet comment alvin! thankew... chris: hahahahah ya reading ur blog i realised ur quite bodoh too...keep it up!

	jmin October 23, 2004   12:52 AM PDT   nah, i dun believe the real u is anywhere near mother teresa. plus, i wont even believe ur resolution. so stop it and just tell us wat u did :D

	c October 22, 2004   10:57 PM PDT   mmmmm..if audrey stops blogging about her adventures.. then it wouldn't really be aud's blog would it? but anyway.. you're not the only one who has stupid bimbo-itic mishaps.. how about that PLUS being klutzy.. yeah.. you get me.. bimbo+blonde+klutzy. my sister called me blonde. yeesh.. hehehel.. but i still blog about them. lighter outlook on life? kakakak...:)

	alvin October 22, 2004   03:28 PM PDT   i guess what i am trying to say is come on, seriously how many of bloggers really write about their life in their blogs? But you did and you even share with us your microwave story. My hat offs for you. I can show you a bunch of blogs where the author is either a narcissist or self-absorbing freaks. Dont take that away from us. On behalf of everyone i would assume - Alvin

	aud October 22, 2004   02:36 PM PDT   void: u damn fussy! alvin: hehe if u know me longer, u would realise that i make this kind of resolutions every few months n none of it ever gets accomplished:p

	alvin October 22, 2004   02:26 PM PDT   I think most of us like your blog because its YOUR BLOG. Not because of what your blog protray you as is. But hey if that makes you feel better....

	Void October 22, 2004   12:40 PM PDT   first of all, you misplaced the comma on your 'move, over mother theresa!' secondly, iq is a rating of how smart you would be if you were ten years old, thus iq 100 = to iq of a ten year old if you were ten, iq 180 = iq of an 18 year old if you were 10. therefore it is not possible to have an iq of 2004.

	aud October 22, 2004   10:07 AM PDT   hehe no la, i didn't realise it until my bro pointed it out... but naturally since we're both so angelic, its only expected that our goodness surfaces in our blogs:)

	morticya^33 October 22, 2004   07:57 AM PDT   looking good aud! yah, i was shocked at the both entries with the halo thingo! seemed like it was a little marketing gimmick to promote the oh-so-angelic ooi's or something

	mELdEe October 22, 2004   03:22 AM PDT   hahhaa aud, was struck by resemblance between you n baz's pictures. aah. showed both to friends in comp lab (as where i am now) and they were shocked by similarities/dissimilarities. haha your blog is damn pink. therefore, is good. osama? isn't he the guy who hosts that tv show?

	aud October 22, 2004   01:04 AM PDT   naturally, its in our blood after all. can't imagine dad having an iq of 2004 though.

	Baz October 22, 2004   12:54 AM PDT   iraq war? i think osama is very bad. hehe and i see you've been anointed with that halo too! verily, we oois are indeed blessed.

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